{"id":70,"date":"2009-07-16T19:23:09","date_gmt":"2009-07-16T19:23:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/planetsweetpea.com\/blog\/?p=70"},"modified":"2009-12-01T13:54:33","modified_gmt":"2009-12-01T21:54:33","slug":"70","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/janbrehm.com\/blog\/70\/","title":{"rendered":"I Can Hear The Music But the Lyrics Have Changed."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><strong>Memories, all alone in the moonlight<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m doing here, or why I came<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>All is fuzzy as I wander from room to room<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Talking to myself, once again.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Daylight, I awake from my stupor<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Wishing I could remember, what day is today<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Who am I? What is my name and what do I do?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Let my memory please be renewed.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Every day is a new adventure of confusion and befuddlement<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I continue to mutter and my husband shutters<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>At our mid-life predicament.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Touch me, it&#8217;s so easy just read my lips<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>We&#8217;ll grow old together, hand in hand<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>As we tread these unknown waters of mid-life<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I&#8217;ll remind you hey, I&#8217;m your wife<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nThis little ditty came to me yesterday as I was walking from room to room talking to myself hoping to remember what I was doing and why I was there.<\/p>\n<p>Mid life, menopause, whatever, my ability to recall has turned to mush. I even tied a string around my finger to remind me of something and minutes later looked at the string and forgot why it was there.<\/p>\n<p>I write notes and lose them, wore a mini tape recorder around my neck with voice commands and lost it. I&#8217;ve tried making up song, rhymes and word games.<\/p>\n<p>I, for years have been articulate. Now, many days I cannot pull up the right word. Simple words like &#8216;consume&#8217;, &#8216;explain&#8217; or &#8216;syndicate&#8217;. I come up with words like &#8216;explode&#8217;, &#8216;synonym&#8217; and &#8216;incident&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s all mid life and menopausal maladies. Something many of us have to adapt to and work around. Finding humor in it all helps except for when you forget to pay a credit card and they jack your interest rate up to 29.99%. No joke. They didn&#8217;t accept my, &#8220;But, but, I&#8217;m in menopause&#8221; They didn&#8217;t bite.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Memories, all alone in the moonlight I don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m doing here, or why I came All is fuzzy as I wander from room to room Talking to myself, once again. Daylight, I awake from my stupor Wishing I could remember, what day is today Who am I? What is my name and what [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-menopause","category-mid-life-madness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/janbrehm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/janbrehm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/janbrehm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/janbrehm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/janbrehm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/janbrehm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":72,"href":"https:\/\/janbrehm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions\/72"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/janbrehm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/janbrehm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/janbrehm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}